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I am a Digital Artist
creAtiveTFH
Male/United States
Why I Am Here
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Last Visit: 107 weeks ago
Jason
Art Zone
Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walked up to the car and asked the blond for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searched through her purse in vain.
Finally she asked, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer told her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searched for a few more seconds, pulled out her compact, opened it and sure enough saw herself. She handed the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolled her eyes, handed the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and said, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing.
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A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walked up to the car and asked the blond for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searched through her purse in vain.
Finally she asked, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer told her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searched for a few more seconds, pulled out her compact, opened it and sure enough saw herself. She handed the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolled her eyes, handed the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and said, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing.
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haha, stupid arabs.
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Fortis imaginatio generat casum.
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